Ask J: March Edition

ZepysGirl · **Joined:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:29 am **Posts:** 416

Ask J is a monthly column that we run in our Newsletter. For the column, we ask YOU to provide questions for J to answer. Questions can be about pretty much anything you want. The wackier the better!

Please keep to this format:

"Dear J,

[insert question here]

Sincerely/Thanks/You're Awesome/Where is my Lettuce,

[insert username here]"

Sadly, we had didn't have space in our last newsletter for one of the questions. I'm posting it here for anyone who's interested:

Quote:

ZBTB7 fought tooth and nail through red tape and endless waves of authority to deliver this question to me. Let us see if it is of great importance:
"Dear J,
What is the worst thing in anime that has ever given you wood?
Lovingly yours,
ZBTB7"

Lovely. Such a crude question, presented in such a blunt fashion I see no reason to let it go unanswered. Fine, you shall know the truth. Namekian trees offer the best wood for a multitude of jobs and tasks. Did you know they are buoyant enough to build a sturdy raft, yet sturdy enough to create a solid house? Versatile and effective, Namekian wood is the best wood.

Oni · **Joined:** Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:09 pm **Posts:** 55

Avast, J!

A wizard has turned you into a magical girl. When evil rears its head, what words do you call out to transform into Sailor J, Warrior of Love and Justice (and Tacos)?

In the name of the forest moon of Endor,

Oni

Subby Donut · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:24 am

Dear J,

Has there ever been anything that has made you cry manly tears?

I smell cabbage,

Subby Donut

ChibiBritt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:29 am

Dear J,

How do you feel about being part of the dub for a dating sim? Did you ever think it would be part of your fate to do so?

You go bro,

Britt

The Primera · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:55 pm

Dear J,
Do you think that video arcades could make a comeback?
I have plenty of quarters,
The Primera

Scribe13 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:05 pm

Dear J,

Have you seen any anime recently that you thought was interesting? If so, why?

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain,
Scribe13

Armetius · **Joined:** Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:56 am **Posts:** 635

Dear J,

How many times has your pee split in half?

I'm currently in pain,
Thomas

Reaper · **Posted:** Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:04 pm

Dear J,
If you had a pet Hydralisk what would you name it and what tricks would you teach it?

Alden

Armetius · **Joined:** Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:56 am **Posts:** 635

Dear J,

Why wasn't G.I. Joe or New Moon nominated for "best comedy" at the 82nd Academy Awards?

Your special friend,
Thomas

DARK MaRiO · **Joined:** Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:39 pm **Posts:** 638

Dear J,

If you could give any video game a sequel, what would it be?

Playing Gitaroos,

DARK MaRiO

agent_of_weirdness · **Joined:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:49 pm **Posts:** 45

Dear J,

What is the most frightening thing you have ever seen?

With love, even though you never did find my lettuce,
agent_of_weirdness

J · **Posted:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:31 pm

Armetius wrote:

Dear J,

How many times has your pee split in half?

I'm currently in pain,
Thomas

Hahahahahaha, oh wow. This one will be...uh, interesting.

tanbilet · **Posted:** Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:16 pm

Dear J,

what do you think went through the mind of the first person to discover cow milk?.
and what do you think made that person attempt this?

curious, with obscene questions.
tanbi~<3

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