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Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby ChibiBritt » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:15 am

Here is your April edition of Ask J.

So ask J.
I make weird sounds come out of my mouth for a living.

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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby thelonebamf » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:17 pm

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby DARK MaRiO » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:24 pm

Dear J,

How was your "It's ok to tell lies" day?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Reaper » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:59 pm

Dear J:
Which was your favorite: Franchesco or Pasqualle?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby CaptainAwesome » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:05 am

Dear J,
I have quite an impossible question with which I have been contemplating for several hours. The answer to this question has effectively eluded me for the entirety of my pondering. Here is the question, Who would win in a fight: and Crouching Tiger or a Hidden Dragon? I leave the verdict to you, oh Arbiter of Truth.

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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Scribe13 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:20 am

Dear J,

If duct tape could hold the universe together, then does that mean WD-40 could tear it apart?

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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby ChibiBritt » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:25 am

Dear J,

How was your movie? Why does Piccollo look like Nosferatu? Why didn't they have Krillin in it? WHY J?!
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby manifest one piece » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:15 am

Dear J,

Will I ever be able to become the Pokemon Master or will I fail horribly?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby CaptainAwesome » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:20 pm

Dear J,
If someone shoots you in the face, and you see the bullet coming, do you have enough time to shout an expletive before your brains are all over the wall?

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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby CaptainAwesome » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:31 pm

Dear J,
Say that you have the power to be immeasurably intimidating.. Who would you use it against and why?

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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Cyberbeta » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:46 pm

Dear J,

What would your Bigfoot Mech look like and would you play Bigfoot Basketball or some other sport with it?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Romulus » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:38 am

Dear J,

Would you rather have been on the Titanic, or the Hindenburg?

Sincerely, Your Mom
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Armetius » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:25 pm

Dear J,

If you could, would you have the ashes of a cremated loved one put into a teddy bear?
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby CaptainAwesome » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:33 pm

Dear J,
Blah blah blah blah blah? blah blah blah blah blah! blah, blah blah blah blah?
Thank you,
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Re: Ask J: April Showers bring...something?

Postby Tank226 » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:44 pm

Dear J,

Really bro?

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